Jolie-Pitt Kids Love

Cruz and Shiloh are perfect for each other. Look at how close their fashions are! Perfect two!

See? I told you Max and Vivienne are good for each other. See how they stare at each other? LOL.

... And Romeo and Zahara both look cute together. Their names are so formal, sophisticated and charming. His black fake tattoo on his neck and her blue braids prove they are so into fashion.

Bros for two!

Shiloh wants to be like Maddox.

Boys for the Jolie-Pitt Girls

Cruz is going to be good for Shiloh while Romeo is perfect for Zahara.

Max is a handsome boy. I think he and Vivienne are perfect. I do not think Vivienne and Zuma are good. Why? Because Zuma dresses so... messy while Vivienne dresses elegant. And Max is the boy version of Viv.

I also think Kingston and Shiloh are a total dislike because Kingston matches with Violet Affleck.

Just my opinion.

I think these are what the kids want.

Just to get back on the Suri's Burn Book thing, I decided to come up with my own fake Jolie Pitts talking about what they want for Christmas.

Let's pretend this is them talking, okay?


(Maddox)

Not sure. I think I would want a:

• A Samsung Galaxy SIII. I can't believe their qualities, seriously! 
• I do not want a dog because we have a dog, Jacques. I couldn't ask for more. I think a bear would be good. They've got great furs. 
• Another pair of boots. 
• Jennifer Aniston movies and posters 
• Real Beatles guitar
• Pizza delivery 
• And another Black sister because I love 

(Pax)

I don't want paps to know but since Suri wrote some things mean I'm accepting it.

• Suri's Burn Book deleted. ASAP!
• Visit my real mom this Christmas and tell her I love her 
• No paps 
• A camera to take revenge
• Meet Matilda Williams... She's my crush 
• Watch the Maleficent movie.

(Zahara)

Suri's my friend, but, they always compare her, me and Shiloh  I mean John! Sorry. Look, she may be a bit spoiled but she and Maddox have a long hard relationship. Yes, they're dating.

Strange, right?

• I want a painting of the whole family together 
• Maybe more twin siblings to come 
• I'm guessing a pony or a turkey named Ginger. 
• A magazine of Romeo Beckham. He's my crush. 
• To see the sunset just once before going to LA 
• And swimming with the dolphins 

(Shiloh) 

Not to push the notes or anything but the Suri's Burn Book is just a website. And people are forgetting she is just a kid who gets whatever she wants. My brothers, sisters and I are so not like that. 

Dude, what's cooking? 

• Maybe a nice pair of alien shoes would be okay 
• A dead animal 
• Dog food for lunch 
• A tattoo 
• Boxer shorts. I have thirty shorts but I want more. 
• Abs cause nothing comes. I need abs, please!
• To be like Maddox when I am big. 

(Knox) 

Suri's okay. She's not as pretty as, um, well,... no comment. I really think mom, Z and Vivienne are the most beautiful, fashionable girls and mom in the world. 

Suri is bad, spoiled and cries a lot. Plus, she hits her own parents and yells at anyone. How cruel is that? She is unlike my girl, Emme Lopez Anthony, who respects people and is silent. 

• A dinosaur island with REAL dinosaurs 
• CD full of Fred and Ginger 
• Dragon named Xavier with sharp horns and deadly fire
• No World War III. I hate seeing people fight for their country... :(
• And maybe visiting the Rossdales soon. I know Vivienne misses Zuma. No, they are just pals. It's Max Lopez Anthony she likes. 

(Vivienne) 

Suri is beginning to get on my nerves. Just cause she is rich and has parents named Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes does not mean she can rule and get anything she wants! Honestly, she hates Z. I love my sister even if she is dark. And I do not think she is ugly. 

Suri only cares for herself and nobody else. She eats like a weirdo and can't spell alligator. I seriously think she should not go to school because of her naughty behavior. She would not have anything for Christmas if she doesn't stop that. 

• A medicine, food and clothes for the poor in Ethiopia. 
• Lipstick made of real apple 
• Witch house full of candies 
• A date with Max Lopez Anthony 
• A shell necklace
• Turtle on top of a table full of apples 

And if only Suri would not be spoiled, she would have been a cool inspiration. 

Jolie-Pitt Kids Information 2012: Vivienne Jolie-Pitt

Vivienne is said to be the resemble of Angelina. She is in spirit, attitude and physicality. You think she's have action movies soon? I hope so.
      Her middle name, Marcheline, is given to her for the honor of Angelina's mother, Marcheline.
      Her idea of fashion is unique and elegant that Little Fashionista's Closet and Justjared.com can't get enough of it.
      She loves wearing tights.
      Her trademark would be her elegant smile like AJ.
      She is very confident around paps but wants to be around mommy.
      She looks like Brad but moves like Angelina.
      She is close to AJ, Knox, Shiloh and Z. But since Z and Vivi are the only girls, cause Shi is a tomboy, Z and Vivi are very close.
      One thing cool about her is that she looks like she has make-up on but she does not.

Jolie-Pitt Kids Information 2012: Knox Jolie-Pitt

Knox is the quietest of the family. He is exactly like Brad but has Angelina's face. His hair is his trademark. Why? Because he has the only hair that has a golden brown color. It's shiny, soft and long. Shiloh's hair is lighter like Vivienne.
      Leon is a name given to him because it is a strong name in French.
      He smiles so sweet but, like Pax and Zahara, does not like the paparazzi either.
      He dresses simple like Pax. I think he's trying to be like Pax while Shiloh tries to be like Maddox.
      He loves hanging out with Brad, Z and Pax. He is closest to Vivienne because she is his twin. Also, he is born first before Vivienne and is the second biological child of Brad and Angelina.
      He is a grandma's boy.
      I think he loves Halloween because he dresses up as a pirate, wore a tutu and loves wearing gangster leather jackets.

Jolie-Pitt Kids Information 2012: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

Shiloh is a tomboy. She has her dad's charms but her mom's lips. She wants to be called "John" and dresses like a boy because Maddox and Pax are the oldest and she has a little brother the day she decided to be a boy.
      When she's around the paparazzi, she shows off those two front teeth, some missing, and mostly her new hair styles.
      People can see her face turning red a lot (like in this picture! Either she's mad or she's too happy).
      She is the first biological child of Angelina and Brad Pitt.
      Her name Shiloh means Messiah in Hebrew while Nouvel means new in French.
      She wants to be like her brothers, Maddox and Pax, when she grows up.
      Her trademark is her tomboy-look.
      She is close to Z, Maddox and Vivienne.